Private Note to M. Voldemort.
Attn. Monsieur Voldemort:
I was wondering if you had any bouts of senseless killing planned in which I might take part. For personal reasons, I feel the need to participate. You have my word that I shall remain quite loyal to your cause of ridding the world of 'Muggle scum' or whatever your cause really is; I confess, I have not paid it much attention. I do not care who dies; I just want to kill people.
So--if you should like my help, here it is, offered to you personally. I require only a small fee for my talents. I understand you are aware that I am an assassin of considerable aptitude, and I judge that 60,000 francs per month--or its equivalent in your own currency--is not so very much to ask.
I may not be a wizard, but I am certain that the Shah for whom I once worked would swear otherwise. Believe me, monsieur, my methods are quiet, clean, and quick, and a whole lot less ridiculous than wand-waving and spell-yammering, while just as effective.
Kind regards.
O.G.
P.S. I have heard that there is some sort of tattoo that goes along with being in your service, and I must add to my list of conditions that I will not, under any circumstances, bear such a marking on my person.
I was wondering if you had any bouts of senseless killing planned in which I might take part. For personal reasons, I feel the need to participate. You have my word that I shall remain quite loyal to your cause of ridding the world of 'Muggle scum' or whatever your cause really is; I confess, I have not paid it much attention. I do not care who dies; I just want to kill people.
So--if you should like my help, here it is, offered to you personally. I require only a small fee for my talents. I understand you are aware that I am an assassin of considerable aptitude, and I judge that 60,000 francs per month--or its equivalent in your own currency--is not so very much to ask.
I may not be a wizard, but I am certain that the Shah for whom I once worked would swear otherwise. Believe me, monsieur, my methods are quiet, clean, and quick, and a whole lot less ridiculous than wand-waving and spell-yammering, while just as effective.
Kind regards.
O.G.
P.S. I have heard that there is some sort of tattoo that goes along with being in your service, and I must add to my list of conditions that I will not, under any circumstances, bear such a marking on my person.