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godsayshi June 20 2005, 22:50:52 UTC
Aha. Something I'm personally involved in.

Well, as the Voice of God, I can personally confirm the existence of one (and only one - sorry) God. And yes, he created everything. No, the world isn't perfect, but if it was, would it be so interesting?

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forethinking June 20 2005, 23:00:22 UTC
A particular tyrant. Says he created everything, did he? I suppose I don't get any credit for, say, crafting mankind. Even all the really complicated bits ... It was quite the busy week, I can tell you, but did I complain? Oh, no, not once -- I was happy to do it -- happy!

I'm going back to my rock, now, thank you. *takes a step, and is there, since he's kind of chained to it*

typist: er. can i apologize for him?

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godsayshi June 20 2005, 23:03:28 UTC
*quirks an eyebrow* Of course not. I'm not sure what you're on about, but He most definitely created everything. I was there.

Typist: Sure. I'll apologize for Meta. He's a huge God fanboy.

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forethinking June 20 2005, 23:07:26 UTC
And I was there when I created mankind, in the image of the gods. The whole week. Made a good job of it, too. A few quirks here and there, of course, but I think that's part of their charm.

typist: understandable. XP

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godsayshi June 20 2005, 23:09:10 UTC
Obviously you are mistaken. Trust me, I was there when He created mankind. Things were going so well back then...

Typist: It's bad, really, seeing as how I'm an atheist. *cough* Oh well. I suppose.

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forethinking June 20 2005, 23:15:32 UTC
Obviously you are mistaken -- I was there. Trust me, we can go at this all day. And then, as if that wasn't enough, I climbed up Olympus and stole fire for the poor kids, carried it back in the stalk of a fennel plant ... Why do you think I have this? *indicates rock*

typist: *giggles* see, this is why different pantheons really shouldn't talk. but it amuses me so. ^^;;

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zeusexmachina June 20 2005, 23:17:00 UTC
Oh, but it suits you.

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forethinking June 20 2005, 23:23:38 UTC
Oh, that's witty. No one ever told me you were so witty. I thought you had to be intelligent for that ... All your running around, turning into animals and raping mortals must have thrown me off.

*for someone named forethought, just doesn't seem to learn*

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godsayshi June 20 2005, 23:35:32 UTC
And why do you think I'm here right now? The Garden of Eden was a nice place, really. It's too bad about Crowley tempting Eve and all that.

Typist: I see that. XD Oh, well. *amusion* Yay for absolutely contradictory canons!

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forethinking June 20 2005, 23:53:18 UTC
Well, everyone has to grow up sometime. Or at least humanity does -- it's in their design.

typist: *toasts*

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godsayshi June 21 2005, 00:00:26 UTC
That's true. *sigh* It's still a bit depressing, though.

Typist: *drinks*

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afterthinking June 21 2005, 02:41:45 UTC
*watches, open-mouthed* *soooooooooo confuuuuuused*

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forethinking June 21 2005, 20:52:39 UTC
Hullo. You did a very good job with your creations, too, brother. Though I'm not altogether sure what you were thinking with the platypus.

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afterthinking June 22 2005, 15:16:40 UTC
^_______________^ They're so CUTE!!!

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forethinking June 22 2005, 18:31:09 UTC
*wry smile* Well, now I know exactly what you were thinking.

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jareth June 20 2005, 23:32:36 UTC
... Can you tell me more about God and His plan? I've heard it said that God has a plan for everything. Is it true?

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