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I do believe, my friends, that I have some rather exciting news for you all.
But... not here.
You are all invited to join me in the dungeons; the location revealed when I next summon you.
You see, I am sure you are all wondering why I have been absent recently...
... I have been preparing for the arrival of albus dumbledore, tied up in the dungeon a guest, whose identity you shall see very soon.
Remember, come as soon as you are summoned.
Your master,
LV
typist: omg how cool I kidknapped Dumbledore! but not to be revealed to anyone yet, k?