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[dequincy]

Typist: OMG, Yossarian? Canon Katherine had a giant crush on Yossarian. From what she got of him in the books, anyway. O. m. g. So much love for that.

... Hmm. Quiet.

It's tempting to pull a Peanuts and put up a 'Psychiatric Advice: 5 Cents' sign.

Would there be any takers?

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[sane_bombardier]

Hi?

Can't say psychiatrists have done much for me. They all seem to think I'm insane - even when I don't want them to. I don't mind talking to you though *smiles at the pretty lady*

[dequincy]

You're not insane - you're shockingly sane. From what I know of you you're a lot saner than anyone else around you.

Well, sort of.

Understanding war becomes a death knell for your sanity. No one believes it's there anymore. Pilot taught me that.

[sane_bombardier]

O.O IthinkIloveyou Thank you. Though I'd appreciate it if you don't spread it around too much - an insane man has more chance of being sent home, even if Cathcart would rather cut of his ear then let that happen.

[dequincy]

So I'm allowed to confess to my crush on you from when I read your book, then?

Don't worry, I won't. That's another thing I learned from Pilot - it makes life comfortable when people think you're more insane than you are.

[sane_bombardier]

Really? *gazes at you, doe eyed* But book? I don't understand. I am as real as you are ma'am.

Except when the doctors start poking you with sticks :) But for the moment what you said is holding true.

[dequincy]

I thought the same thing. But apparently a lot of us were in books. People have read about one another. It's frightening, if you think about it.

They shouldn't be doing that. Tongue depressors can be dangerous objects.

[sane_bombardier]

O.O Oookkeey. I'm starting not to be surprised by anything in this place. Just now I had a group of people tell me they had died. Um, creepy.

It seems that most things can be dangerous objects when wielded with bad intention.