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[vandemarwolf]

*wide, toothy smile* Hello there. I am Mr. Vandemar, the other half of the team that Mr. Croup and I form. *idly picks his teeth with a knife*

I see Mr. Croup is already here. Well, good. We'll be sure to... try and liven things up around here. Yes. Hopefully we can figure out how to get rid of these... "typists."

Typist: *edits sheepishly* Oh, right. From Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.