Bonjour!
Bonjour, mesdames et messieurs. I go by the name of Le Bret, and my typist informs me that I am apparently a character from Edmond Rostand's Cyrano de Bergerac. I see that my dear friend Cyrano is here already; along with his fair cousin Roxane, and young Christian as well. It's certainly an honour to be here, and I do hope to enjoy myself most immensely.