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[valleybroad]

Oh, hello, everyone! My name is Helga Hufflepuff. I'm one of the founders of Hogwarts. I see Godric has already arrived. How are you, dear?

Anyway, it's lovely to meet you all. Would anyone like some cookies?

Typist: Helga Hufflepuff, Harry Potter series, at your services. I hate you all.