Turns out these Earth people aren't all bad.

[presidentzaphod]

A note to you all: M. le Fantome may be my favorite person in this world. In the galaxy, even.

And I've managed to finally get the full story, and all I can say is: What kind of crack were you on, Christine?

ANYWAY.

I do have a question, so this isn't completely pointless--other than the fact that I've started, what's it called, fangirlboying

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[alcoholic_frood]

Anyone and everyone who's toasted with me. Which is a very large number. With the possible exception of you, Zaphod, because you are a very big pain in various parts of the anatomy and your ego stifles me.

[presidentzaphod]

!!!

Well. I guess that all this time on Earth really has ruined you.

[alcoholic_frood]

Really, Zaphod, it's not like I was ever very fond of you.

[presidentzaphod]

Well, I know that nor I of you but you're not supposed to go around telling everybody.

I should have never told you about Gargle Blasters. I could have let you find out on your own, years after the first one. And then where would you be?

I'll tell you where. SOBER, that's where you'd be.

[alcoholic_frood]

...Good God.

Zaphod, I apologize for all the indecent things I've said and let the world know that I am exceedingly fond of you. A thousand toasts in your name, good president.

[presidentzaphod]

EXACTLY.

Thanks. Sorry for having to resort to drastic things, but it was getting out of hand.

I'll try not to be openly disgusted anymore then.