hello
I'm Wes Janson. You've probably heard of me; I'm popular around the galaxy. Everyone loves me, especially females. Because I'm smart and funny and very good-looking, especially my left side. See?
OK, OK, maybe you haven't heard of me. I'm an X-wing pilot in Rogue Squadron, and I was in Wraith Squadron for a while before they went totally insane.
Absolutely nothing to do with me. I mean. OK. So maybe the stuffed Ewok was mine. But nothing else was my fault.
Really.
Anyway, my typist just wants me to clarify that I'm from the Star Wars books, in case you haven't gathered that yet, specifically the X-wing ones. (But I'm in the movies, too. See that second one, or the fifth, depending on your point of view? Yeah. The guy who's all, "Cable detached!", cheerful and stuff? That's me!)
I think my most famous exploits adventure is the Adumar stuff. You might be familiar with that. You know, where I totally wasted that stuffy noble cause none of those guys know how to fight properly.
But the capes were cool. Shame they went missing when we got back to Coruscant. I bet Wedge had something to do with that...
OK, OK, maybe you haven't heard of me. I'm an X-wing pilot in Rogue Squadron, and I was in Wraith Squadron for a while before they went totally insane.
Absolutely nothing to do with me. I mean. OK. So maybe the stuffed Ewok was mine. But nothing else was my fault.
Really.
Anyway, my typist just wants me to clarify that I'm from the Star Wars books, in case you haven't gathered that yet, specifically the X-wing ones. (But I'm in the movies, too. See that second one, or the fifth, depending on your point of view? Yeah. The guy who's all, "Cable detached!", cheerful and stuff? That's me!)
I think my most famous exploits adventure is the Adumar stuff. You might be familiar with that. You know, where I totally wasted that stuffy noble cause none of those guys know how to fight properly.
But the capes were cool. Shame they went missing when we got back to Coruscant. I bet Wedge had something to do with that...