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What? Where am I? FOOLISH HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M -- OH, NO . . . I've heard about this place. All of you make my work of causing misery and pain seem amateur. And it would seem that now that I'm here, I cannot leave. This is almost worse than being stuck in Hello Kitty land.
. . . *sigh of resignation* Fine. I am Cthulhu, one of the Elder Gods from long ago. If you didn't know that, you deserve to suffer a horrible, horrible fate. Worse than anything you've suffered here. Speaking of exacting horrible fates, I was going to eat this foolish girl for prematurely awakening me from my slumber, but she claims that doing such would actually disadvantage me. *snort* *looks down at tentacles, then at the keyboard* And as it seems that I cannot leave, IsupposeIwillactuallyneedherforthetimebeing. Either way, I will eventually feast on her flesh, as well as all of yours.
(Typist: I can't get him to say anything else. Anyway, he's Cthulhu from HP Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu. And yeah, he's hardly canon - he's based more off hello-cthulhu.com, which accounts for the reference.)
. . . *sigh of resignation* Fine. I am Cthulhu, one of the Elder Gods from long ago. If you didn't know that, you deserve to suffer a horrible, horrible fate. Worse than anything you've suffered here. Speaking of exacting horrible fates, I was going to eat this foolish girl for prematurely awakening me from my slumber, but she claims that doing such would actually disadvantage me. *snort* *looks down at tentacles, then at the keyboard* And as it seems that I cannot leave, IsupposeIwillactuallyneedherforthetimebeing. Either way, I will eventually feast on her flesh, as well as all of yours.
(Typist: I can't get him to say anything else. Anyway, he's Cthulhu from HP Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu. And yeah, he's hardly canon - he's based more off hello-cthulhu.com, which accounts for the reference.)