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*looks around* Evilness. Crawly must really be slumming if he frequents this place.
*clears his throat* I am Hastur. Duke of Hell. My name strikes fear into the hearts of all that is good and righteous! And unlike some demons CRAWLY, I remain properly demonic at all times. And tempt and corrupt wherever I go. While still avoiding Earth as much as possible. One tends to avoid getting caught in hideous answer phones that way.
So, prepare to have crises of faith, lesser beings.
*clears his throat* I am Hastur. Duke of Hell. My name strikes fear into the hearts of all that is good and righteous! And unlike some demons CRAWLY, I remain properly demonic at all times. And tempt and corrupt wherever I go. While still avoiding Earth as much as possible. One tends to avoid getting caught in hideous answer phones that way.
So, prepare to have crises of faith, lesser beings.