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*comes in with a tray of teas, juices and pastries and sets it down on a table*
Excuse me? I... um. I'd just like to ...
Well, for starters... *sigh* *blush* I wish everyone would get along. I hate these petty squabbles. *starts passing out cups of tea*
And secondly, I wanted to give my most heartfelt congratulations to everyone getting married, and if there's any way I can help... I'd love to be involved. *shy little blush smile* I love weddings.
And lastly, um... *glances around nervously* I want to apologize for my typist's being unfriendly lately. I think she's mentally unstable. *blushblush* *pours more tea*
((Typist: *blinks* *has just been called mentally unstable by a well-meaning (if a bit flaky) figment of her imagination* *takes a cookie and lets Alcuin do as he wishes*))
Excuse me? I... um. I'd just like to ...
Well, for starters... *sigh* *blush* I wish everyone would get along. I hate these petty squabbles. *starts passing out cups of tea*
And secondly, I wanted to give my most heartfelt congratulations to everyone getting married, and if there's any way I can help... I'd love to be involved. *shy little blush smile* I love weddings.
And lastly, um... *glances around nervously* I want to apologize for my typist's being unfriendly lately. I think she's mentally unstable. *blushblush* *pours more tea*
((Typist: *blinks* *has just been called mentally unstable by a well-meaning (if a bit flaky) figment of her imagination* *takes a cookie and lets Alcuin do as he wishes*))