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[thanitohercules]

*jumps up on a table* Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him

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[tyriangalley]

I thought he was only mad north by northwest. When the wind is southerly, shouldn't he be able to tell a hawk from a handsaw?

[thanitohercules]

*odd look* Mad? Why, dear lady, I am not mad.

Hawks, handsaws, ravens, writing desks-- what have they to do with me?

[tyriangalley]

Ah! Maybe you can tell me. Why is a raven like a writing desk anyways?

Oh. And is Denmark very pretty?

[fish_bananas]

Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes. (Puzzle maven Sam Loyd, 1914

[tyriangalley]

......You win at life.

[fish_bananas]

How I dearly wish. :) *prays*

[thanitohercules]

A ha! But how is it not, my good lady? Dust, I say! Both made of dust! *grabs a handful of dirt and offers it to her* And so are you.

Pretty? Ay! 'Tis an Eden, a bed, a maiden's wedding chamber-- but alas, 'tis too late. 'Tis blackened by tears and reddened by blood-- sheets and flowers, look! The serpent doth come, and the apple hath worms!