Auction: 1 Male Typist
[[Typist:
Alright, this came up in chat. And as my dear Holmes has no objections (Really, he doesn't. His morality has somewhat gone down since joining DF; Besides that, he gets tired of my babbling and squeeing, and just gave up.)
I am hereby up for bids. Top bidder will get to keep me in their closet, have their way with me, etc. (But I will NOT do any cleaning.) Also, you get my collection of dresses, shoes, silverware, and a box of muffins.
Bidding will end on...oh..lessee. Today is Tuesday, so let's make it Saturday.
Half the proceeds will go to a fund to get psychiatrists to study the insanity that is DF. The other half will go to making Arsen very happy.
So....start the bidding!
Puppets and typists can bid for this.]]
Alright, this came up in chat. And as my dear Holmes has no objections (Really, he doesn't. His morality has somewhat gone down since joining DF; Besides that, he gets tired of my babbling and squeeing, and just gave up.)
I am hereby up for bids. Top bidder will get to keep me in their closet, have their way with me, etc. (But I will NOT do any cleaning.) Also, you get my collection of dresses, shoes, silverware, and a box of muffins.
Bidding will end on...oh..lessee. Today is Tuesday, so let's make it Saturday.
Half the proceeds will go to a fund to get psychiatrists to study the insanity that is DF. The other half will go to making Arsen very happy.
So....start the bidding!
Puppets and typists can bid for this.]]