start the damn merry go round...
I suppose this is where I write down my thoughts and tell everyone about myself.
My name is Anita Blake. If you haven't hissed or bared fangs, then you probably don't call me The Executioner. I kill vampires. I've even got a nifty badge that lets me cross state lines to do it now. *rolls eyes* Bureacratic bullshit at any rate.
I work for Animators, Inc. I raise zombies as my 9 to 5. Er, well it's more of a when it gets dark enough o' clock at night to raise zombies till when I put the zombies back in the ground o' clock. I've got a lot more titles that I could reel off, but frankly I'm tired of a lot the pomp and bullshit.
Lupa, nimir-ra, necromancer, human servant... the mind boggles quite frankly.
I'm a sarcastic, stubborn, non smoking racially mixed vampire executioner.
And I collect stuffed animals. Penguins in case you cared.
And guns.
And knives.
Hey, they've kept me alive this long. Yeah, the weapons and the penguins. The latter has kept my sanity. *waves*
[typist:: i'm actually surprised there hasn't been an anita yet. please, be gentle. *hides* this be anita blake from the anita blake, vampire hunter series by laurell k. hamilton. the face belongs to ms. salma hayek.]
My name is Anita Blake. If you haven't hissed or bared fangs, then you probably don't call me The Executioner. I kill vampires. I've even got a nifty badge that lets me cross state lines to do it now. *rolls eyes* Bureacratic bullshit at any rate.
I work for Animators, Inc. I raise zombies as my 9 to 5. Er, well it's more of a when it gets dark enough o' clock at night to raise zombies till when I put the zombies back in the ground o' clock. I've got a lot more titles that I could reel off, but frankly I'm tired of a lot the pomp and bullshit.
Lupa, nimir-ra, necromancer, human servant... the mind boggles quite frankly.
I'm a sarcastic, stubborn, non smoking racially mixed vampire executioner.
And I collect stuffed animals. Penguins in case you cared.
And guns.
And knives.
Hey, they've kept me alive this long. Yeah, the weapons and the penguins. The latter has kept my sanity. *waves*
[typist:: i'm actually surprised there hasn't been an anita yet. please, be gentle. *hides* this be anita blake from the anita blake, vampire hunter series by laurell k. hamilton. the face belongs to ms. salma hayek.]