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Hi, my name's Mia. Except it's really Amelia, but no one except Grandmere calls me that. Everybody calls me Mia. And I live in a loft in New York with my mom, who just had a baby, and her husband, Mr. G, my MATH TEACHER. How randomly sucky is that? My mom married my MATH TEACHER. She went in for a conference with him about my grades, and ended up dating him. So now I live with my math teacher. Failing his class wouldn't exactly be an easy thing for me right now.
Oh, and I'm the heir to the throne of Genovia, and I didn't know untill a little while ago, because my parents never told me. How lame is that? So now I have to spend a lot of time with Grandmere, and her clinically depressed dog Rommel (he's on Prozac) taking princess lessons. I could be protesting or educating people about hunger and endangered species (like the Siberian tiger, did you know there's only about 300 left in the wild?), but no, I have to spend my time doing a trivial thing like princess lessons. I think Grandmere wants me to be one of those self-possesed girls who don't care about anything other than their manicures (I don't even have a manicure), like Lana. I'd die before I became like that.
Anyway, hi! It's nice to meet you all.
Typist: You guys are taking over my soul Mia's from The Princess Diaries. Yeah. Hmm...I think I need to work on this...
Oh, and I'm the heir to the throne of Genovia, and I didn't know untill a little while ago, because my parents never told me. How lame is that? So now I have to spend a lot of time with Grandmere, and her clinically depressed dog Rommel (he's on Prozac) taking princess lessons. I could be protesting or educating people about hunger and endangered species (like the Siberian tiger, did you know there's only about 300 left in the wild?), but no, I have to spend my time doing a trivial thing like princess lessons. I think Grandmere wants me to be one of those self-possesed girls who don't care about anything other than their manicures (I don't even have a manicure), like Lana. I'd die before I became like that.
Anyway, hi! It's nice to meet you all.
Typist: You guys are taking over my soul Mia's from The Princess Diaries. Yeah. Hmm...I think I need to work on this...