This bandwagon's full.

[thricespoken]

With all the evilpuppies around, no awesomepuppy worth his kibbles would stay away. Look! at the ridiculously enormous wolfhound padding deliberately towards the Mansion. Watch! him sprawling out on the front porch as though he owns the place. This is because the front door is probably a good place to meet the inhabitants, and the inhabitants might give him scritches.

T: Huan, from the Silmarillion: not actually an Elf. I know, two in a row. We blame Lise entirely.