Introduction!
There is a man coming up the lawn from the lake, carrying a string of cleaned perch and looking more disgruntled with every step.
The hedges receive dubious looks, the carefully clipped grass raised eyebrows, but the mansion itself… gets a glare of utter disgust.
He stares at it for a long, long moment. “What kind of jackass,” he says eventually, “Builds a multi-story fishing cabin?”
“With Corinthian columns,” he adds, in tones of deep revulsion.
Clearly, the Mansion is failing badly on aesthetics and function both. Quick! Extol its virtues!
Lot is from Arthurian Legend.
The hedges receive dubious looks, the carefully clipped grass raised eyebrows, but the mansion itself… gets a glare of utter disgust.
He stares at it for a long, long moment. “What kind of jackass,” he says eventually, “Builds a multi-story fishing cabin?”
“With Corinthian columns,” he adds, in tones of deep revulsion.
Clearly, the Mansion is failing badly on aesthetics and function both. Quick! Extol its virtues!
Lot is from Arthurian Legend.