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Hawkeye is fed up with you amateurs. Obviously the best way to deal with this is to stand in the doorway and rant. While waving a dead rabbit around.
"D'ya see this? This? This is what's in season! Not deers! Way you folks carry on, they'll be gone come summer. And then we'll all starve. You want meat, you get rabbits. Or pheasants or loons or fish or any sort o' bird, but not deer, you understand? White man I may be, but 'tis evident I know more 'bout the woods than ye ever will. And this! Did I waste powder on it, did I west bullet? No, I did not! I saved it, and set a snare for't instead. And if you wish for meat, you come ask me, and I'll show you how, be that you don't know."
He tosses the rabbit to floor. And starts skinning and gutting it, then and there. While muttering to himself.
"Bet you don't know how to prepare meat once ye've caught it, either. Just eat what y'hunger for, and let the rest to rot. Fools you are! Don't salt the meat, even jerk it, put it in that box, whatever-it-is. Just let it t'rot. Go out inter the woods and play at hunting, living off th'land. Huh."
"D'ya see this? This? This is what's in season! Not deers! Way you folks carry on, they'll be gone come summer. And then we'll all starve. You want meat, you get rabbits. Or pheasants or loons or fish or any sort o' bird, but not deer, you understand? White man I may be, but 'tis evident I know more 'bout the woods than ye ever will. And this! Did I waste powder on it, did I west bullet? No, I did not! I saved it, and set a snare for't instead. And if you wish for meat, you come ask me, and I'll show you how, be that you don't know."
He tosses the rabbit to floor. And starts skinning and gutting it, then and there. While muttering to himself.
"Bet you don't know how to prepare meat once ye've caught it, either. Just eat what y'hunger for, and let the rest to rot. Fools you are! Don't salt the meat, even jerk it, put it in that box, whatever-it-is. Just let it t'rot. Go out inter the woods and play at hunting, living off th'land. Huh."