Hagbard feels incomplete...

[tanstagi]

Hagbard has, since a while after the AUM wore off of everyone, and especially after he noticed a certain large metal thing in a certain lake owned by a certain literary predecessor of his, been poking around at the plothole almost nonstop, the whole time humming a certain Beatles song. The unusual thing about all this non-stop poking is that he's got nothing to show for it; he's not pulled a single thing out of it.

Which is why he finally heads out into the main room and shouts, as loudly as he can while still being coherent, "Who wants to help me move the plothole?"

Well, maybe not so coherent.