Maybe a Crackplot? Sort of? Just a little bit?
*Morgan isn't normally one to do anything that might be remotely productive for anyone else, but, well, she's been bored. And so she's sitting the main room of the Mansion and has, laid out in front of her, a large number of small, oddly shaped glass bottles, each containing different potions. She's not selling them - oh, of course not - but she might just give some to people. And it's not her fault if she accidentally mixes up which potion does what, is it?*