Christmas in July?
So, if anyone's looked out the windows recently, they should have noticed one particular thing. There's snow on the ground -- and in the air as well, actually. It's even inside, and it's showing no signs of melting. In the main room a Christmas tree is set up -- all in proper wizarding form, with fairies and garlands of all sorts. And then, in the doorways, of course, there is mistletoe. But this is special mistletoe -- it's got faces and horribly annoying (and loud) screechy voices. If you're caught under it, the mistletoe will force you to kiss whoever's underneath it as well, on pain of biting or just yelling so loud it will surely embarrass those under it into kissing (or bring others to watch). Happy Christmas, everyone?
Typist: So, this is sort of a summer crackplot brought to you by the Marauders, of course. Evil mistletoe works as stated, and even sings carols! Have fun, y'all!
Typist: So, this is sort of a summer crackplot brought to you by the Marauders, of course. Evil mistletoe works as stated, and even sings carols! Have fun, y'all!