Alien Invasion!
As part of Set and Loki's latest scheme, there is now a silver flying saucer hovering over a field near the mansion. A troupe of little green men has shown up along with the saucer, and a scattering of small crop circles.
The little green men come in an alarming variety. There are the tourist aliens, dressed in bright hawaiian shirts and wielding cameras. If approached, they will inevitably ask (in polite british accents) to be shown to the nearest telephone.
The ninja aliens are armed with scalpels and cattle prods and may attack at random and attempt to insert anal probes.
The politician aliens will demand to be taken to your leader, and may draw rayguns on anyone who refuses or balks.
Enjoy!
The little green men come in an alarming variety. There are the tourist aliens, dressed in bright hawaiian shirts and wielding cameras. If approached, they will inevitably ask (in polite british accents) to be shown to the nearest telephone.
The ninja aliens are armed with scalpels and cattle prods and may attack at random and attempt to insert anal probes.
The politician aliens will demand to be taken to your leader, and may draw rayguns on anyone who refuses or balks.
Enjoy!