Calling all hunters!

[notallworthy]

Tom (still crackplotted) is feeling much better than he has in a long time and wants to do something (other than have sex.) So he stands in the main room and makes an announcement. "I've put this off for too long. Who here wants to go on a hunt? And/or make out with me?"

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[inglewoodblues]

Beautiful Ragnelle laughs. "I will go hunting with you, sir, if you will supply me a horse to ride on; and if you cannot, perhaps I will run alongside you."

[notallworthy]

"Of course, madam. I would be delighted to hunt with you." Crackplotted Tom isn't attracted to her, he's just charming by default.

[inglewoodblues]

That's quite all right with her; she has a husband whom she loves above all else. "I thank you," and her voice shakes with the dancingness of her laughing pleasure.

[notallworthy]

"Once I have a date set up I will tell you, madam."

[inglewoodblues]

"Be sure to, or I shall think myself slighted."

[notallworthy]

"I would never wish to slight you, madam," he says with a smile and a bow.

[inglewoodblues]

"Is that the truth?" She looks at him very seriously.

[notallworthy]

"Of course, madam. I am nothing but honourable."

[inglewoodblues]

"Ah! I have heard that said many times."

[notallworthy]

"I would not be a hypocrite and pretend the gift of chastity, but I have never injured any lady or made the first move in any circumstance."

[inglewoodblues]

"Is that so?" She lifts her eyebrows.

[notallworthy]

"Indeed, madam. And at the moment my attentions are too caught up by men with hunting to be diverted."

[inglewoodblues]

"May the Lord be thanked!"

[notallworthy]

Grin. "Do you hunt often, madam?"

[inglewoodblues]

"My lord and I go hawking often enough to satisfy me."

[notallworthy]

"Hm. I've never been hawking. But it sounds fun."