"I am Jareth, the Goblin King.
I rule over the Labyrinth, my kingdom in the Underground. My typist informs me that some of you may be most familiar with me from a movie that was made of a… certain occurrence that took place between myself and a young girl named Sarah; but there is a book about it as well, though less known and out of print. What a pity.
I spend my time presiding as the king of the goblins in the Goblin City. I must admit it’s quite boring. Goblins have an attention span of about 30 seconds, which makes them terrible conversationalists. I do hope to find some of you to be more entertaining."
Typist: Yes, I'm aware most people think of Jareth and think of the movie Labyrinth but there is a
novel that came out at the same time.