I can't believe I'm doing this
*clears throat* Well, ah, evening everyone. I hope you are all doing well. *coughs uncomfortably*
Typist, this is absurd, absurd, I tell you. You act as if this is a marriage announcement...
But speaking of marriage announcements, might I offer my congratulations to Miss Daae and M. Phantom. I am terribly sorry to say that I will most likely not be able to attend your wedding, though I do wish you ---
OW! Typist. All right, all right. I’m not changing the subject.
Anyway. Er, this is just to say that my typist would like to inform those to whom it applies that Horatio Hornblower and I can be officially added to that ‘pairings’ bit on our ‘website’. Or something like that. Yes.
And that is all. Good night, everyone.
*turns an interesting shade of red*
Typist, this is absurd, absurd, I tell you. You act as if this is a marriage announcement...
But speaking of marriage announcements, might I offer my congratulations to Miss Daae and M. Phantom. I am terribly sorry to say that I will most likely not be able to attend your wedding, though I do wish you ---
OW! Typist. All right, all right. I’m not changing the subject.
Anyway. Er, this is just to say that my typist would like to inform those to whom it applies that Horatio Hornblower and I can be officially added to that ‘pairings’ bit on our ‘website’. Or something like that. Yes.
And that is all. Good night, everyone.
*turns an interesting shade of red*