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Scene: a TV studio. The set of Who Wants To Marry A Courtier?, to be precise. Today we shall be deciding the fate of one Curio of Duke Orsino's court. Our host, Valentine of Duke Orsino's court, strides out. He flashes a charming grin, and the audience goes wild!
...okay, not exactly. But that's the idea.
(I'm sorry, Curio.)
*bows (still charming, of course)* Good gentles, may I bid you all good e'en? There is a favor I would like to ask, although I fear such questions will seem strange. Among you be there any unattached who pine and for a sweetheart sweetly sigh? For my dear friend doth also seek a dear, and I would help him find one, an I can.
...okay, not exactly. But that's the idea.
(I'm sorry, Curio.)
*bows (still charming, of course)* Good gentles, may I bid you all good e'en? There is a favor I would like to ask, although I fear such questions will seem strange. Among you be there any unattached who pine and for a sweetheart sweetly sigh? For my dear friend doth also seek a dear, and I would help him find one, an I can.