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[notthatdarcy]

*This? This is one high-powered, fancypants lawyer standing in the middle of the room looking very confused.*

...This certainly doesn't look like my home. Would anyone mind telling me where I am, and how I've ended up here?

Typist: I BLAME GEM. Anyway, this is Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones' Diary, by Helen Fielding.

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[la_baronne]

Don't be alarmed, sir. You are in the mansion. It can be quite a lovely place, sometimes, if you are careful.

[notthatdarcy]

*quirks an eyebrow* Careful?

[la_baronne]

*nods* Yes. Careful to avoid all the dreadful sorts of people that are here.

*and, curtsies* My name is Cosette Pontmercy. Do forgive me for not introducing myself sooner.

[notthatdarcy]

I'll keep it in mind. *nods, still awkward -- wtf people curtseying!* I'm Mark Darcy.

[la_baronne]

*blinks* Darcy? Are you a relative of Georgiana, then?

[notthatdarcy]

Not to my knowledge, no.

[la_baronne]

No? Oh well. I suppose you simply share a last name, then.

[notthatdarcy]

I suppose so. Thank you for your help, madame.

[la_baronne]

*smiles* Of course, monsieur.