Despair in Snow.

Dec 01, 2007 02:12

So, it snowed today, and due to my apartment's location on top of a hill that was covered in ice, I called in suicidal. In my time alone, I decided to go out into the snow, and I made a snowman ( Read more... )

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l_desu_bong December 4 2007, 02:56:13 UTC
Do you prefer apples?

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despairsensei December 6 2007, 05:42:41 UTC
Do you mean the computer, or the fruit?

I suppose I like the fruit. However, contemplating the pesticides used in most apples these days puts me in a state of despair. However, organic apples I have very few qualms with, and they tend to be much juicier. However, with farm reforms, such delicious apples are found less and less as corporate farms take over.

It leaves me in despair.

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l_desu_bong December 6 2007, 05:57:08 UTC
I meant the fruit, actually...

You know, death gods like apples. You must find this to be interesting, since your whole life revolves around death...at least your own.

If you'd like I can find you organic, dispair-free apples and it will be my Christmas gift to you, since I strongly think you need one from somebody.

Would you eat them?

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despairsensei December 7 2007, 06:03:43 UTC
What is a death god? Are you trying to convert me to some cult? And such a smart individual, having been brainwashed! The prevalence of false religions in society has left me in despair!

Are you, perhaps, in possession of sarin gas?

Oh, if you wished to give me apples, I would probably eat them. It's probably better than my current diet of instant food, cold rice, and tea.

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l_desu_bong December 7 2007, 06:30:25 UTC
A death god is what uses the death note when humans do not. They do not kill to get the death note back, do not waste your time.It's not a religion...it's an actuality.

I...can get some, I am sure, if I was imformed as to what it is.

You'd eat the apples? Then I shall bring you apples!

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despairsensei December 7 2007, 09:03:10 UTC
((ooc: Google sarin gas. I'm surprised you didn't know what it was- In Tokyo, a death cult (the type Itoshiki was insinuating that L was part of) bombed a subway with Sarin gas, killing a 12 people. It's something L would totally know about, seeing as several of the people who perpetrated it are still out there.))

I've heard that same line used by the Aum Shinrikyo sect when they tried to recruit me.

If you can obtain Sarin Gas, I'd be grateful. I'm sure I could use it to flood my room, ensuring my death.

I would eat apples, yes. So long as they were free of pesticides and toxins...

...Thank you.

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l_desu_bong December 7 2007, 16:04:08 UTC
[OOC: L died in 2004, so he wouldn't know about the attacks on the Tokyo subway if they happened in 2007. Though I suppose he might have know what sarin gas it...unless it wasn't well known until the Tokyo attacks...]

I actually would be much more at peace should you not believe in, or focus on, shinigami. So, forget I said anything.

...you'd only come back. Why bother? Are you just a masochist that enjoys the pain of death and rejoices that you don't remain dead...just so you can repeat the cycle?

I will get you organic apples then. Do you prefer red or green?

*smiles* You're very welcome!

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despairsensei December 13 2007, 02:52:59 UTC
I prefer Fuji, actually.

((The attack took place in 2000. It was committed by a death cult, apparently. Kinda creepy.))

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l_desu_bong January 30 2008, 21:38:35 UTC
I can get you Fuji apples then...

Though you're very much fitting the teacher liking apples sterotype.

((Oh...I looked it up and it said 2007, which explain the confusion. Sorry.))

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