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this is what i'm practicing all day long.
comedica monologua:
Ya know how people have these little habits that getcha down? Like-Ernie. Ernie liked to the chew gum. No not chew POP. so i'm coming home from work one day and i'm really irritated, and i'm lookin for a little bit-a sympathy. And there's Ernie. Lying on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin. NO, not chewin'-POPPIN'! So i says to him, i said, You pop that gum one more time! (breath) and he did. so i...took the shotgun off the wall and i fired two warning shots....
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