Some More Native Humor!
Indian Humor
Why was the Christmas Pageant cancelled on the Indian Reservation?
"Because there were no wise men nor virgins to be found anywhere on the reservation"
What does a Navajo Man and Santa Claus have in common?
"They both have a big nose and work only once a year"
Why was the Easter Egg Hunt cancelled on the Reservation?
"Because all the powdered eggs blew away"
Why are Indian men like parking spaces?
"The good ones are taken and the ones left over are all handicapped"
An Indian with a very big belly went to the doctor. The doctor looked at his belly and said "You should diet" The Indian asked the doctor "What color?"
What did the Indian couple ask their divorce lawyer?
"Can we still be cousins?"
What do you call an Indian man without a woman?
"Homeless"
What do you call a white man surrounded by a bunch of Indians?
"A bartender"
What is a definition of confusion on the reservation?
"Father's Day"
Why was the Christmas Pageant cancelled on the Indian Reservation?
"Because there were no wise men nor virgins to be found anywhere on the reservation"
What does a Navajo Man and Santa Claus have in common?
"They both have a big nose and work only once a year"
Why was the Easter Egg Hunt cancelled on the Reservation?
"Because all the powdered eggs blew away"
Why are Indian men like parking spaces?
"The good ones are taken and the ones left over are all handicapped"
An Indian with a very big belly went to the doctor. The doctor looked at his belly and said "You should diet" The Indian asked the doctor "What color?"
What did the Indian couple ask their divorce lawyer?
"Can we still be cousins?"
What do you call an Indian man without a woman?
"Homeless"
What do you call a white man surrounded by a bunch of Indians?
"A bartender"
What is a definition of confusion on the reservation?
"Father's Day"