the im diaries (special guest appearence):
[15:54] Witch: *tosses chocolate covered pnb eggs at him trying to get rid of her left over Easter candy*
[15:55] Gideon: *Gets hit in the head whilst fapping, loses rhythm, takes out an eye, starts world war 3.*
[15:55] Witch: *Laughs so hard she's gasping*
[15:55] Witch: you'd look quite dashing with an eyepatch...consider it
[15:56] Gideon: Yes, but I could never, ever tell that story.
[15:56] Witch: why not, I think it has..........penache. Yeah, penache, I'll stick with that.
[15:57] Gideon: "So there I was, shiverin' me timberrs if'n ye know what I mean, when out o' nowhere, a cold and heartless wench came at me! She was like a wailin' banshee, lobbin' 'er chocolaty eggs o' peanut butter at me head!"
[15:58] Witch: wait a minute while I finish laughing
[15:58] shadequest: *Snickers*
[15:58] Witch: You do have a talent with words...and a nice salty sea dog accent too
[15:58] Gideon: *Grins, taking my bow*
[15:58] Witch: perhaps you were a pirate in a pervious life.
[15:59] Gideon: I'm still a pirate in this one. *g*
[15:59] Witch: yes, yes I can see you pillaging and plundering
[15:59] Witch: mostly plundering
[15:59] Gideon: Rape the cows and pillage the women!
[15:59] Witch: do you have a wooden....leg? *adjusts halo*
[16:00] Gideon: Leg? No. A mast, though, I have.
[16:00] Witch: *wipes tears of laughter from her cheeks*
[16:00] Witch: *rolls eyes* braggin'. braggin'. braggin'
[16:01]Gideon: Braggin? No. I just have three is all.
[16:01] Witch: You might make it into my IM diaries with that pirate bit
[16:01] Witch: its too good not to share
[16:01] Gideon: *Snickers* I say go for it.
[16:01] Witch: don't worry, I'll change the name to protect the...well you. *laugh*
[16:01] Witch: I couldn't quite fit innocent in the same sentence with you
[15:55] Gideon: *Gets hit in the head whilst fapping, loses rhythm, takes out an eye, starts world war 3.*
[15:55] Witch: *Laughs so hard she's gasping*
[15:55] Witch: you'd look quite dashing with an eyepatch...consider it
[15:56] Gideon: Yes, but I could never, ever tell that story.
[15:56] Witch: why not, I think it has..........penache. Yeah, penache, I'll stick with that.
[15:57] Gideon: "So there I was, shiverin' me timberrs if'n ye know what I mean, when out o' nowhere, a cold and heartless wench came at me! She was like a wailin' banshee, lobbin' 'er chocolaty eggs o' peanut butter at me head!"
[15:58] Witch: wait a minute while I finish laughing
[15:58] shadequest: *Snickers*
[15:58] Witch: You do have a talent with words...and a nice salty sea dog accent too
[15:58] Gideon: *Grins, taking my bow*
[15:58] Witch: perhaps you were a pirate in a pervious life.
[15:59] Gideon: I'm still a pirate in this one. *g*
[15:59] Witch: yes, yes I can see you pillaging and plundering
[15:59] Witch: mostly plundering
[15:59] Gideon: Rape the cows and pillage the women!
[15:59] Witch: do you have a wooden....leg? *adjusts halo*
[16:00] Gideon: Leg? No. A mast, though, I have.
[16:00] Witch: *wipes tears of laughter from her cheeks*
[16:00] Witch: *rolls eyes* braggin'. braggin'. braggin'
[16:01]Gideon: Braggin? No. I just have three is all.
[16:01] Witch: You might make it into my IM diaries with that pirate bit
[16:01] Witch: its too good not to share
[16:01] Gideon: *Snickers* I say go for it.
[16:01] Witch: don't worry, I'll change the name to protect the...well you. *laugh*
[16:01] Witch: I couldn't quite fit innocent in the same sentence with you