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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped elfs see the light (8 points). In March I helped malfactor hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for elxiii (-10 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I broke max_kaneru's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-887 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
desiraes