On becoming an asshole
1) Say things with meaningfulness and sincerity, then drop them immediately from memory.
2) Be unashamedly honest. Honesty hurts - who ever said they wanted someone to be honest is lying.
3) Act on impulse. If you really sit down to think things through you'll find yourself restrained most of the time. Impulsiveness is the asshole's virtue.
4) Learn from your drinking. Alcohol helps instill a sense of apathy.
5) The world does revolve around you. People are here for your amusement, nothing else.
6) Learn to laugh at your mistakes and be proud of the things that make you most embarrassed.
7) Use sarcasm well. You want to get to the point where no one can tell if you're being sarcastic or not - then you're golden. No, really.
- It’s really not that hard. In fact, you might already be an asshole and not even know it. Good luck all you dumb fucks.
2) Be unashamedly honest. Honesty hurts - who ever said they wanted someone to be honest is lying.
3) Act on impulse. If you really sit down to think things through you'll find yourself restrained most of the time. Impulsiveness is the asshole's virtue.
4) Learn from your drinking. Alcohol helps instill a sense of apathy.
5) The world does revolve around you. People are here for your amusement, nothing else.
6) Learn to laugh at your mistakes and be proud of the things that make you most embarrassed.
7) Use sarcasm well. You want to get to the point where no one can tell if you're being sarcastic or not - then you're golden. No, really.
- It’s really not that hard. In fact, you might already be an asshole and not even know it. Good luck all you dumb fucks.