Disneyland remminsin

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Well I'm starving, dirty, and procrastinating so I felt it was the perfect time to write about my Disneyland trip with Danielle (AKA: MeatBAWL!)

Lets start with....... uh....... duh................. fun!

List of jokes that nobody else will get coming right up.....

• People like to keep their toes. Nobody wants there toes gone.
  "Hi, we're taking a poll. All you have to do is answer me this: Would you rather have your toes cut off, or keep them?"
• You ever notice how people always COMMAND you to have a nice day. They're not just asking, they're telling you to have a good day.
  "I'm feeling like a rebel so I'm gonna have a bad day! HA! Keepin' 'em on their toes."
• Whats she gonna do next? What'ssssssss gonna happen??? *fun hand wave*
• Dancin like a crazy maniac in the middle of crowded Disneyland.
• My toe being stepped on by that BIG ASS GIRL and having my toenail ALMOST fall off.
• Getting our feet run over by strollers.
• Strollers are a weapon.
  "Look I have a baby. I am going to KIIIIELL you with it."
• We don't eat our friends. They are not for eating.
• Ho humm ho humm a pirates life for me!
• GIVE ME A WHO-HA
• Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!
• Keeping our arms up and screaming THE WHOLE RIDE... even when it wasn't scary at all.
• Scary mexican guys checking us out and making fun of them.... right there.
• Being a lot louder than we think we are.
• Going on the White Water Rapids ride FIVE times.
• Me getting a puddle of water in my lap EVERY TIME. Bad karma.... what can ya do?
• Talking to the other people in the rides.
• Me being in the very very front on Splash Mountain... got SO SOAKED. Good picture though.
• Hollywood House Of Terror Hotel.... *shudder* pretty much enough said.
  I just have to add that Danielle was almost crying she was so scared.
• The not-so-easy-going farris wheel.
• The big orange and the swings. I DID IT, I DID IT!
• Space Mountain. Yessss. Love it. Live it. What can I say? It's my life.
• Fast passes: Hate 'em when you don't have 'em, but LOVE 'EM when you do.
• Danielle almost getting run over by Pluto.
• Danielle complaining and whining SOOOOO MUCH about not finding any characters and then I say...
  "LOOK! Right in front of us... MULAN!!"
  "......... Yeah..... I don't like her."
• Donald Duck hitting me in the head with his hat. It sorta hurt.... hahaha.
• The Barbar Shop Cortite
  "Oh look! They can tap dance!!"
  "And we're handsome too!!" *wink*
  
  "I can't whistle."
  *stops singing* "What do you mean, YOU CAN'T WHISTLE?!"
• Our chubby Minie and Donald pillows.
• The weird lady that kept quizzing us in math.
• Going on Splash Mountain during the fireworks show.
• The BRAWL that I thought was gonna happen between the security guards and the crowd.
• *Not sure what to do smile*
• Detective game!
• We're those crazy girls... thats us!