Stupid thingy... with some commentary.
1. Copy and post in your journal.
2. Bold anything that is true.
3. Leave plain anything that is not true.
4. Add something. (Mines 195, BITCHES WHAT?!)
-~Statementness~-
001. I miss somebody right now. (Always)
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping. (Who doesn't? Sheesh)
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games. (well... LIKE.)
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies. (Well... one time it just POPPED up on my computer(spam thingy) and I freaked out. I didn't watch it, I closed it real quick, but I couldn't help but see some. hahaha. Does that count?)
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (eheadlkja;dihaf....)
012. I like my handwriting. (It's horrible. It's like a boys.)
013. I have tons of acne
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton. (Who?)
015. I curse frequently. (Especially when I'm mad... or its funny... I have sworn and used "gods name in vain" at mormon camp. HAHAH. *gasp* it's the devil in me. *shrugs* but what can ya do?)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (You can say that again)
017. I have a hobby. (hahahha! I thought that said hobo. I was about to bold it. LOL.)
018. I've been to another country. (Canada HELL YES!)
019. I carry my knife/razor/whip/whatever weapon you want here everywhere with me. (uh... creepy..)
020. I'm really, really smart. (Okay, not GENUIS smart, but I am smart...)
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones. (ALKDJAOIHDA! That would probably be the worst thing ever!!)
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Well.. it's not a secret because I've told some people... but it's not something I'm proud of and I dont' want EVERYONE to know.)
023. I love rain. (It makes me feel cozy : ) )
024. I'm paranoid at times. (Deffinatly not as bad as Lindsey though!)
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. (Could always use more of that)
027. I love sushi. (GROSS)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. (When I get excited or I'm around someone else who talks fast)
029. I sleep at school. (Nothing better to do there...)
030. I have long hair. (Eh. I used to have longer... it's not actually long now. Well.... opinion.)
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been : ( )
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister. (Love them more than ANYTHING!)
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs. (... I hope all the girls bold this one...)
035. I have a twin. (HAHAHAH. Vanessa. Gosh, I thought you knew that.)
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look. (I don't think I'm THE BEST THING EVER, but I'm happy with me.)
039. I have lied to a friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows. (gross.)
041. I am usually pessimistic. (If you listen to my views on stuff I tend to think passimistically, but I am still a very happy person. I think it's sorta strange.... and day to day... it is about half and half I think.)
042. I have mood swings. (Well I'm a girl! DUH!!)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. (Eh, why not?)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty. (In a sleezy sluty sorta way...)
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent. (hahahahhaha. Yeah, right. I keep hoping.)
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people. (Define "sexually intimate" and well... yeah... less than ten.)
049. I am currently single. (And enjoying it!!!)
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. (Well... no... but I don't think it would be that bad to kiss a girl. I mean, not like I wanna do it! But I don't think it would be that big of a deal.)
051. I enjoy talking on the phone. (Again, I AM a girl.)
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (nah, love my skirts too much)
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat. (Well... thats maybe pushin it....)
055. I would classify myself as ghetto. (HAHAHAHAH. To the bone.)
056. I'm bourgeosise and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (HAHA.)
057. I'm obsessed with my diary.
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer. (Oh, suck at it. It's fun!)
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (Wha? Was I supposed to know about this? lol. Pop culture... RIGHT OVER MY HEAD.)
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone (Love it. Couldn't live without it.)
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis. (No, its annoying)
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before. (Well! Some people are smelly...)
069. I currently have a crush on someone. (No. Too many boys to be stuck on one!)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have ideas.)
071. I want to have children in the future. (I'm still not too keen on the whole pushing something out of my vagina though... Maybe adoption? Or I'll just use my magical powers and snap a child into existance!)
072. I have changed a diaper before. (With help. And it wasn't pleasant.)
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does)
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger. (GROSS!!!)
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex. (Used to be...)
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (hahaha. Yeah, I'm one of those people. Well.. sometimes I am feelin adventurous and sign off. HAHAHAH. Wow, don't make fun. Only I can do that.)
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved. (*looks around* Who does That?!)
083. I have been rejected by someone. (Guess it was one of my smelly days... HAHAHA. Oh god, I'm having too much fun.)
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past. (Not that I know of. But APPARENTLY I flirt without even realizing it.)
085. I own the "South Park" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on OD.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. (No.........)
088. I enjoy country music. (HELL YES!)
089. I love my best friend. (Very much so.)
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Anyone seen my room?)
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome! (DUH!)
097. I watched Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (I love the little guy.)
098. I have dated a close friend's ex. (Other way around. Did that make sense? Maybe I should just have not bolded this. Because I think I am lying. But... similar!)
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met. (Famous people, duh.)
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't. (I don't see why I shouldn't have.)
103. I play a musical instrument. (haha! Used to. I sucked... major)
104. I strongly dislike math. (Who likes it?)
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks. (If I wore socks they would rock them even harder.)
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is a good movie (OH MY GOD. If anyone doesn't.... I hate you. To hell with the whole "be open to others views". If you don't like it then you suck.)
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C." (Not obsessed. But like it. I will live if I miss an episode though.)
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up. (I wanna be like Peter Pan! Damn you........ time? Who do I damn in this situation??)
112. I am an entirely different person around different people. (There are a lot of different sides to me.)
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world. (It's so easy to make too!)
115. I am suffering of a broken heart. (hahaha so dramatic. I thought I was a little while ago.. and then I realized that its not broken until you say it is. Nobody else should have that kind of power over me. So guess what, they dont! Plus... I haven't found anyone deserving of that dramatic a saying yet. Don't get me wrong, I CAN be dramatic and I DID think I did have a "broken heart"... but then I got over it.)
116. I am a nerd. (I don't know who isn't... in some way.)
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely. (Hmm... in some sense yes. But everyone is, in actuality, alone. You can surround yourself with people who make you feel good and who will always be there for you, but everyone has there own individual battle to fight, alone.)
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone. (I try.)
120. My heart resides below my feet. (So, explination?)
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies. (Very yummy.)
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now. (Not NOW. But I like them)
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand. (.... why would you do that?)
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs. (Way more.)
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs. (I actually just got into them.)
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places. (Haven't found the right place yet. OBVIOUSLY.)
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong boys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate. (Eheh.)
137. I'll try anything three times. (Why three? Why not five? Or two? Why three?)
138. I'd rather drink then smoke. (Smoking is SO gross.)
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other. (Not as bad as SOME PEOPLES *cough cough* But I guess a little)
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I love Dr. Pepper.
147. I'm a programmer.
148. I can't explain why I'm unhappy at times.
149. I own and have read all of the Harry Potter books. (So good!)
150. I like to smell my own hair. (It smells good!)
151. I carry a book with me almost everywhere I go. (In my house)
152. I have an eating disorder. (My dad seems to think I do. lol. But I don't.)
153. I have flown to a different country to see a band. (No, but I've flown to a different state to watch a soccer game.... on Thanksgiving night. Just one soccer game. haha. I love it, can ya tell?)
154. Been hospitalized for "mental issues".
155. I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
156. I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
157. Somehow I always seem to get myself into trouble (I get myself into bad situations. I can't help it.)
158. I have dated someone for longer than 5 years
159. I have been hit by flying Eric Szmanda spittle. (NO. But Patrick and Derek kept spitting water at me!! Yuck!)
160. I have lived in three different countries. (Some day.)
161. I have tattoos
162. I have lost someone I cared about deeply.
163. I've filled out an obscenely long quiz. (ha ha funny. No, really. Very original.)
164. I am not human until I have had some form of caffine.
165. I can't use hand operated can openers.
166. I'm really into this guy, but i need to get over him. (Already did.)
167. I'm a huge Red Sox fan
168. I Pick my wedgies in public (Yeah. I'm a lady)
169. I am obsessed with snowboarding.
170. I love boobies. (Itsee bitsee ones. hahahahahahahahaha. Okay, I thought it said, I HAVE boobies. Not love them. Now I sound like a creep. I re-read this and I had to come back and fix it, but I decided to leave the orginial mistake in because I thought it classic. Just like Clark Gable and his kisses! :D)
171. I'm waayy to dominating.
172. I'm really submissive in bed. (....)
173. I ignore my feelings because I don't want someone to get hurt. (Yeah, I did that.)
174. I like Straylight Run. (!!!)
175. I love Quentin Tarantino
176. I listen to music religiously.
177. I can think of many places I'd rather be than here.
178. I am so confused right now, it's not even funny. (Guys, it's not funny. I'ts not even not funny, its not EVEN funny. Don't laugh!)
179. I tend to speak in nonsense which not many people can understand. (Did we get above?)
180. I start sentences three times because I find better ways to say things (Yeah, uh huh, sometimes.)
181. I am way too teenie for my age sometimes. (Teenie... just sometimes? Okay, I didn't really understand that one. I mean, just SOMETIMES? I don't know... I just bolded it just in case though. haha.)
182. I am bisexual but most of my family doesn't know it.
183. I love composing songs on my guitar and write lyrics for them. (I love to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on Anya's yukalaylie!!)
184. I come from a tiny village and people love making fun of that.
185. People think I'm constantly happy while I'm not.
186. I am officially working but in reality surfing the internet.
187. I feel as if people at work think I'm stupid.
188. I have learnt tons of languages and all I ever get to say is 'Mr. (insert name) is speaking on the other line.'
189. I'm frustrated in my job.
190. I am ashamed for my country's history.
191. I wish I could change my past
192. I sometimes drink just because there's alcohol in the house
193. I cry easily during sad movies.
194. I lied somewhere in this thing. (But you all know that. I like to comment.)
195. I can flaire one nostril at a time.