Unsolved mystery’s in life
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flaver, but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why do people nail down the lid of a coffin?
How do merpeople mate?
How does the bus driver close the bus after getting off?
And the best one for last....
CallMeAPenguin8 (9:11:34 PM): why can't i (or other women) put on mascara or eyeliner with our mouths closed?
volcomguy217 (9:11:58 PM): because god said if your gonna look like sluts you might as well work for it
hahahhaQ Good one.