((like a story to a friend, In Which Max is Used to Monologing))

[designate_th1s]

So. Normal gets this invitation in the mail, see, but he’s got all this conspiracy-theorist bullshit running amok in his head right now (he blames Eyes Only. I blame the fact that he was undoubtedly dropped on his head as a baby.) so he decided to send one of his wonderful Jam Pony messengers off to investigate

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[designate_th1s]

...You're tellin' me they've got stores here? Wow. Hotels now come multi-purpose.

Might not be so bad here, after all. But tell a girl they're cheap, 'cause I haven't paid rent yet this month and I don't want my roomie getting busted by flatfeet.

So, little fella, what's your name? I'm Max.

[faythwithin]

Yeah, they are. I've looked through the shops and they are quite affordable.

[designate_th1s]

... So is it affordable or free? Kid below you said it was the latter. Or is this one of those things I'm gonna have to just find out on my own?

[faythwithin]

Affordable. I haven't really seen anything be free except food at times...

[designate_th1s]

Okay, I'm sold. Anyplace that gives out free food can't be all bad providing it's not served in a mess-hall.

Affordable ain't too bad. The better question is probably 'does the stuff has security tags', though.

[faythwithin]

No, there is no mess hall. There are a lot of restaurants, though.

Depends on what exactly you want to purchase.

[designate_th1s]

Is that so? Well, thanks for the shopping tip, kiddo.

Nice to meet you, Ari. Are your parents around here anywhere?

[designate_th1s]

Well, that makes two of us then, kiddo.

How's about we look out for each other, then?