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My new goal in life: The domestication of koalas. Don't ask.
I think I've nixed the possibility of political science as a major. It's too greedy for me. Even the guy that wrote the textbook basically says that "all leaders are self-serving, even though their personal interests may seem like the interests of the state." Oh, but my plans for world domination won't stop yet. I'll have my personal army of domesticated koala bears to eat you.
Waking up earlier has seemed to give me a lot more energy lately. That, and the fact I've only been eating dead animals and stuff that comes from the ground and water... basically no more pop and other shitly items. I've been considering getting invisible braces or veneers for my, as Sarah calls it, whale mouth. But I'm a broke ass po' college student.
Mike found me a hottass Gwen background complete with her slaves. Uchi no denwa-bango wa nan-ban desu ka? (What I say to the Harajukus when I see them.) By the way, Gwen has undergone immaculate conception, and soon will be giving birth to my child. kkthx
Also in the process of changing houses back in the 'ville. But only 10 minutes away. Anyone want a slobbery, smelly dog?
Relationships, or lack thereof in my case, suck.
Everyone seems to be getting sick up here. Damn you Clinton. I better not be next.
Harvard has recieved my transfer application. *crosses fingers from now until June 1*
I have 46 poptarts in my room... which seems to be a contradiction to my non-shitly items.
The collection of 'rents is coming up this Saturday. This is me hoping I'm not hungover.
I think I've nixed the possibility of political science as a major. It's too greedy for me. Even the guy that wrote the textbook basically says that "all leaders are self-serving, even though their personal interests may seem like the interests of the state." Oh, but my plans for world domination won't stop yet. I'll have my personal army of domesticated koala bears to eat you.
Waking up earlier has seemed to give me a lot more energy lately. That, and the fact I've only been eating dead animals and stuff that comes from the ground and water... basically no more pop and other shitly items. I've been considering getting invisible braces or veneers for my, as Sarah calls it, whale mouth. But I'm a broke ass po' college student.
Mike found me a hottass Gwen background complete with her slaves. Uchi no denwa-bango wa nan-ban desu ka? (What I say to the Harajukus when I see them.) By the way, Gwen has undergone immaculate conception, and soon will be giving birth to my child. kkthx
Also in the process of changing houses back in the 'ville. But only 10 minutes away. Anyone want a slobbery, smelly dog?
Relationships, or lack thereof in my case, suck.
Everyone seems to be getting sick up here. Damn you Clinton. I better not be next.
Harvard has recieved my transfer application. *crosses fingers from now until June 1*
I have 46 poptarts in my room... which seems to be a contradiction to my non-shitly items.
The collection of 'rents is coming up this Saturday. This is me hoping I'm not hungover.