Apr 20, 2008 22:01
You know, I'd forgotten until this evening just how much I hate George Lucas.
I'm not saying I'd beat a bitch in an alleyway, BUT, if Lucas was walking past me and I just happened to have a baseball bat...well, I couldn't be held responsible for my actions.
-Midichlorians
-Stilted Dialogue
-Needless conjectures between characters
-Plot twists that just purely make no sense
-Midichlorians
-Jar-Jar Binks
-The stupid explanation for the Clone Wars
-Hayden Christiansen's "acting"
-Midichlorians
-Vader being like 5'10" at the end of Revenge of the Sith
-Introducing characters only to kill them
-Padme turning into a simpering, weak, cry baby
-FUCKING MIDICHLORIANS
George Lucas: O HAI! AI CAN PISS IN UR HAIR PLS? KTHXBAI!
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