Soda the Dense
It's dumb, it smells and it's neurotic. Thats right, I'm dog-sitting my sisters Maltease Shiztu while she is over-seas for 2 months.
The dog comes with 2.5 pages of care instructions. You have to stand next to it while it eats or it forgets that its eating and starts barking at the food bowl. It won't step over the computer cables in the hall, lines on lino or cracks in tiles because it is the dog equivalent of OCD.
WHY ARE IDIOT DOGS LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO LIVE?
The dog comes with 2.5 pages of care instructions. You have to stand next to it while it eats or it forgets that its eating and starts barking at the food bowl. It won't step over the computer cables in the hall, lines on lino or cracks in tiles because it is the dog equivalent of OCD.
WHY ARE IDIOT DOGS LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO LIVE?