I just choked to death on cereal.
"Mommy, Why's a Ethan's private part called a penis?"
"I don't know. why is a girl part called a vagina?"
"I know why it's penis. It's penis, like peaNUT."
"Why would they call it that?"
"Because it's little like a peanut?"
"I don't know. why is a girl part called a vagina?"
"I know why it's penis. It's penis, like peaNUT."
"Why would they call it that?"
"Because it's little like a peanut?"