some funnies
OK. You all know the Holding Out For A Hero song?
*sings*
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast...
Meet the new and improved toilet version. Me and Sarah blame Jay for her always goin to the toilet..
Bear in mind that we only have the first verse and the chorus.....behold the wonders of creativity:
*sings*
Where have all the good toilets gone?
And where are the toilet rolls?
Where's the toilet cleaner
Who is cleaning all the bowls?
Isn't there a white toilet somewhere out there for me?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need!
I need the toilet
I'm holding on for the toilet 'til the end of the class
It's gotta be clean and it's gotta be white
And it's gotta be big enough for my crap
I need the toilet
I'm holding on for the toilet 'til the end of the day
It's gotta be smooth and it's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be big enough for my arse
*sings*
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast...
Meet the new and improved toilet version. Me and Sarah blame Jay for her always goin to the toilet..
Bear in mind that we only have the first verse and the chorus.....behold the wonders of creativity:
*sings*
Where have all the good toilets gone?
And where are the toilet rolls?
Where's the toilet cleaner
Who is cleaning all the bowls?
Isn't there a white toilet somewhere out there for me?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need!
I need the toilet
I'm holding on for the toilet 'til the end of the class
It's gotta be clean and it's gotta be white
And it's gotta be big enough for my crap
I need the toilet
I'm holding on for the toilet 'til the end of the day
It's gotta be smooth and it's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be big enough for my arse