Misc Funny Thing

[desert_storm494]

I stabbed a hottie because I'm the sexiest bitch alive!!

Pick the month you were born:
Jan - I ran naked with
Feb -I shot
Mar - I stabbed
Apr - I killed
May - I jumped
June- I smoked with
July - I ran shirtless with
Aug - I banged
Sept - I needed
Oct - I robbed
Nov -I slapped
Dec - I cuddled with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 - the Trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 - a homo
04 - a mop
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - a hottie
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french frya
28 - a bag of weed
29 - an Easter egg
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because that biotch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown - because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye Dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver
None - because I have a killer six pack

LOL how easily amused I am....