Girls, booze and football really do mix!
Yeah, I took Belle to Ireland's first game in the tourney today. The Irish crowd was loads of fun. We were all wearing funny green hats and some of the crowd had snuck in some guiness, it's like drinking alcoholic beef stew!! Anyhoo - they tied, we had loads of fun, but I had to drop Belle off right after the game, she said she had something important to do with her Aunt. I've been going through this huge bag of fanmail that I got yesterday since I got back. It usually takes me forever to go through it all, but for some reason all those letters that smell like perfume just aren't as appealing to me as they used to be.
Belle always smells like either strawberries or vanilla...it's nice to be within 10 feet of a girl and not have that burning feeling in my eyes from their perfume, I swear the girls are dipping the pages of their letters in a vat of it or something.
For the record, ladies, I hate that Fujiyama stuff that chicks seem to be way into lately. I swear half of this bag is full of just that one perfume, its not healthy. I've seen the commercials...it's supposed to be a light floral breeze not make me choke, cough and wheeze. I wish these chicks would keep this in mind when you write me a letter or something.
Well, later guys, I've got letters to read and ladies to deny, what a shame. Some of these girls are pretty hot, they send me their pictures and...whoa....this one must've been real hot cuz she doesn't have any clothes on.
Belle always smells like either strawberries or vanilla...it's nice to be within 10 feet of a girl and not have that burning feeling in my eyes from their perfume, I swear the girls are dipping the pages of their letters in a vat of it or something.
For the record, ladies, I hate that Fujiyama stuff that chicks seem to be way into lately. I swear half of this bag is full of just that one perfume, its not healthy. I've seen the commercials...it's supposed to be a light floral breeze not make me choke, cough and wheeze. I wish these chicks would keep this in mind when you write me a letter or something.
Well, later guys, I've got letters to read and ladies to deny, what a shame. Some of these girls are pretty hot, they send me their pictures and...whoa....this one must've been real hot cuz she doesn't have any clothes on.