and if he hasn't saved you yet he isn't gonna save you now
okay.
so this was my first dual-thanksgiving situation.
my dad's version was last night.
it consisted of some german pork crap
and dumplings left over from tom's birthday two weeks ago
which were left over from some dinner he made a week or so before that.
you get an a for effort dad.
then it just proceeded to be stange thing after strange thing.
first, he told us he bought a house.
why.
some crap about it being more financially sensible than if he were to rent a two bedroom apartment when his lease is up
he told us we can have keys to it
which i guess is kind of cool since i don't even have keys to my house
but he told us not to tell my mom. because she will flip a shit.
and she will when she finds out.
then,
this girl is he going to punta cana with,
he is not dating.
they have been talking online for three months
after having met once in the city
because she is RUSSIAN
as in, i-live-130-miles-outside-of-Moscow
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
that's all i really have to say about that. what the fuck.
again, don't tell mommy. she'll be mad.
okay. and finally,
the one thing that my mom doesknow about
but in fact, neglected to tell us because she is upset,
the appraisal for my dad's business came back.
at 1/3 of what we all thought it was worth.
therefore, my mother, brothers, and i
are going to be royally fucked when it comes to finances in the divorce settlement.
woot woot.
so yeah.
i think i should probably be upset or something
but i'm just really more confused.
it's all really weird.
so today i went to my grandmother's
which was kind of boring
because it was just my grandmother, my mom, my brothers and i.
we apparently are not big on extended family thanksgivings.
but anyway
there is nothing really interesting to note.
i fell asleep on the couch after dinner
and it only took us about an hour to drive home from brooklyn.
score for no traffic
yesterday i was thinking that i do actually have a lot to be thankful for
which is so unlike me
so i guess this medicine is really working
and making me realize things don't suck so much.
hooray
on another note
carvel is making me work
tomorrow night and saturday night
because they suck.
ash and i are partying tomorrow
and everyone should come
because i love the entire world at the moment
<3love
so this was my first dual-thanksgiving situation.
my dad's version was last night.
it consisted of some german pork crap
and dumplings left over from tom's birthday two weeks ago
which were left over from some dinner he made a week or so before that.
you get an a for effort dad.
then it just proceeded to be stange thing after strange thing.
first, he told us he bought a house.
why.
some crap about it being more financially sensible than if he were to rent a two bedroom apartment when his lease is up
he told us we can have keys to it
which i guess is kind of cool since i don't even have keys to my house
but he told us not to tell my mom. because she will flip a shit.
and she will when she finds out.
then,
this girl is he going to punta cana with,
he is not dating.
they have been talking online for three months
after having met once in the city
because she is RUSSIAN
as in, i-live-130-miles-outside-of-Moscow
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
that's all i really have to say about that. what the fuck.
again, don't tell mommy. she'll be mad.
okay. and finally,
the one thing that my mom doesknow about
but in fact, neglected to tell us because she is upset,
the appraisal for my dad's business came back.
at 1/3 of what we all thought it was worth.
therefore, my mother, brothers, and i
are going to be royally fucked when it comes to finances in the divorce settlement.
woot woot.
so yeah.
i think i should probably be upset or something
but i'm just really more confused.
it's all really weird.
so today i went to my grandmother's
which was kind of boring
because it was just my grandmother, my mom, my brothers and i.
we apparently are not big on extended family thanksgivings.
but anyway
there is nothing really interesting to note.
i fell asleep on the couch after dinner
and it only took us about an hour to drive home from brooklyn.
score for no traffic
yesterday i was thinking that i do actually have a lot to be thankful for
which is so unlike me
so i guess this medicine is really working
and making me realize things don't suck so much.
hooray
on another note
carvel is making me work
tomorrow night and saturday night
because they suck.
ash and i are partying tomorrow
and everyone should come
because i love the entire world at the moment
<3love