Two more from the bottomless pit.
Here is yet another of the millions of things that piss me off.
People with 100 lights on the outside of their big, fancy houses. They keep them all lit up all night like some significant point on a videogame's world map. Your house is unimportant. No one wants to see it, fucking narcissist. Get a porch light like the rest of us and turn that shit off when you go to bed. The fact that you can afford to waste power showing off your snooty house doesn't impress anyone.
Also, people who, while stuck in traffic, spontaneously decide to move forward two inches. Then all the morons behind them do the same. Why? Fucking why?
In conclusion, eat shit everyone. *insane Cookie Monster garbling*