Me vs Radio (Rematch) - Radio KO'd in Round 2.

[desalete]

The battery in my MP3 player died on my way to work this evening, so I gave radio a chance to keep me entertained. Well, it was off to a good start with Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy,' but, one step forward, two dozen steps back:
My Life Would Suck Without You
(Written by Max Martin/Dr. Luke/Claude Kelly · Performed by Kelly Clarkson)

Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
All you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here you are again

(Chorus)
'Cuz we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

Maybe I was stupid
For telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong
For tryin' to pick a fight
I know that I've got issues
But you're pretty messed up too
Either way I found out
I'm nothing without you

(Chorus)

Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn't miss you
But I can't let you go
Oh yeah

(Chorus x 2)

. . . . . .
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
People were paid thousands of dollars to SHIT OUT THIS SHIT I COULD HAVE WRITTEN WHEN I WAS ELEVEN?
"My life would suck without you"?
Call me old-fashioned, but I've always thought lyrics should be, you know, more poetic. Not some slangy phrase some airheaded tween with tear-streaked glittery pink Bratz-brand liquid eyeliner would write to her xbf on AIM.

ym lyfe wud suck w/o ~♥~u~♥~!!!!!!!!1 DDDD':

And did I miss the passing of the law that states that every mainstream song needs to fit into this Verse-Chorus-Verse-Chorus-Bridge-Chorus-Chorus fucking template? I'm seriously sick of this cliché ass-product. No wonder I never listen to the radio. It's bad for my fucking blood pressure.
But there's hope yet: Mad Libs!
My Life Would Suck Without __________

I guess this means you're __________
You're standing __________
I guess this means you take back all you said before
Like __________
You said you'd never __________
But __________

(Chorus)
'Cuz we __________ together now
Forever __________ somehow
You got a piece of __________
And honestly, my life would suck without __________

Maybe I was stupid for telling you __________
Maybe I was wrong for trying to __________
I know that I've got __________
But you're pretty __________ too
Either way, I found out I'm __________

Being __________ is so __________
I really shouldn't __________
But I can't __________