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I really want to take pictures (I don't know of what), but I don't have any batteries that aren't dead. Maybe I can con my parents into buying some. And groceries, too, for that matter. They will come in and see that I have one packet of Ramen and two bags of chips and my ma will be so sad and think I'm pathetic and feel sorry for me. And then, they will see how fat I've gotten and shrug and say, "Meh. That fat that's already in there should last her a while." Or they will give me a budget, and think they're doing me a favor. "You can buy all the groceries you think you'll need......for $20..." Aw shit, man, thats enough to get me one 12 pack of coca-cola beverages! If they don't give me a budget, I'm buying that fuckin' seaweed I've been eyeing. And some rice and avacodos. Haaaawt.
Either way, I need batteries to make shitty fake art with my camera. Or at least new myspace pictures! HAH! You think I'm kidding too, or making fun of myself, but I'm sure that'll be the first thing I do.
Because I'm paaaaathetic.
Dear Bike Kid,
Tell your friend, nice goin', because now Sara has a boner over him and can't properly execute the plan that would get you into my bed. I saw you again, and you were still hot. Fuck your friend, man, fuck him. I hate him.
Love, Amber
Either way, I need batteries to make shitty fake art with my camera. Or at least new myspace pictures! HAH! You think I'm kidding too, or making fun of myself, but I'm sure that'll be the first thing I do.
Because I'm paaaaathetic.
Dear Bike Kid,
Tell your friend, nice goin', because now Sara has a boner over him and can't properly execute the plan that would get you into my bed. I saw you again, and you were still hot. Fuck your friend, man, fuck him. I hate him.
Love, Amber