Oct 21, 2006 01:36
Title: Taste Test
Author: des_butterfly
Genre: crack, inanimate object smut, humour
Pairing: Ramen/Naruto
Rating: PG
Summary: Naruto really really likes ramen. A lot.
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Naruto didn't really know what is was about ramen that made his heart thump and his cheeks flush.
Maybe it was the way ramen was always so very hot and inviting. Maybe it was the hint of spice ramen left of Naruto's tongue, or the way the long, wet noodles slipped thickly into Naruto's waiting throat.
All Naruto knew was that he couldn't help the groan of pleasure at ramen invaded his mouth again, rubbing against his lips and tasting so very good.
"Ohhhhh yeah."
"That's it." Sasuke slammed his hands down on the tabletop, upsetting his own bowl of ramen. His cheeks were tomato red as he tossed some money down and turned away. "I'm never taking you out to lunch again."
Naruto shrugged and watched Sasuke leave the Ichiraku, slurping more of ramen into his mouth with a satisfied sigh.
Obviously, Sasuke was just jealous of their forbidden love.
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fin.
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humour,
sasuke,
naruto/ramen,
naruto,
crack